I Need Some Limerick Poems

hey ya'll i need some limerick poems to put on the side bars of our blogs at..

Rollin Thunder
http://www.splashhall.org/thunder_blog.html

Blogosphere Zoo
http://www.splashhall.org/blog/

most that i get here will be posted at each blog ..1 or 2 at a time each for about a week each depending on how many we get..

i was sitting here in my underwear
wondering why you was leering;
the wind started a blowing
then this feeling, a knowing,
told me you was nearing.

limerick
noun
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.

now i know ya'll can do better than that.. so let's get a writing..